An Arabian Night

Well Ive been dealing here in Vegas for 11 years. Black Jack to be Exact. And trust me Bertha has seen all types....I may come from a mixed white-latino trash backround...But Im a smart Bitch, with a Tight Pussy. I have been dealing to every type under the sun.....And they have all come to Bertha's table. The John John Kennedy's (rest his soul) Rosie O'Donnell (who couldnt take her eyes off my tits.....and who could blame her) as well as good old Celine and Suzanne Summers. Say what you will, but Vegas is a town on the rise. Ive been a few places in my life, and as TRASHY as Vegas may seem. Its the most Unique place I have ever been.

Last night I was dealing, and a bunch of Rich ARabs with those Turbin Towels came up. They couldnt take their eyes off my tits....AND they were drinking which I believe is forbidden in THEIR CULTURE. Well they were making bets dropping hundreds...(mostly loosing) not the smartest bunch. But Bertha wasnt complaining. Till the one guy kept trying to touch my legs (WHICH IF ANY OF YOU HAVE WORKED IN A CASINO YOU KNOW IS A BIG NO NO..) The first time it happened, I let it go. The second time, I told them I would get the securtiy people. The third time I just shrieked... "Poppers", which means, SECURITY. They asked the Arabs to leave and said that the police would be called if I so wished. I said it was ok and they tipped me 1,000 bucks. Now I know that IT WAS PROBABLY dirty money. But what the hell, it will pay for my trash mags at Wallmart and fill my Fridge with Propell. Usually its not so bad dealing....Im the first to tell you all, Compulsive gamblers are an unhappy bunch....But it pays Bertha's Bills...and to be honest....Ive had more than one encounter outside of the Casino with some HOT COCKS....Discreetly of course....Otherwise Bertha would be out of a job.....

My Dad knocked me up when I was young and I got rid of it, A boyfriend did the same thing (and I got rid of it). Getting rid of things is kind of a trend in my life. I cant keep a men, I cant even keep a cat (it ran away). BUT I CAN KEEP HAVING SAFE SEX WITH HOT MEN....which I continue to do...Am I happy? Probably not, but Im not bored. And Im not yet 40....So the way I see it....Bertha is here to party...It may not have been an easy life....but who says I need to wallow! NOT I.....

As my heroin Scarlett O' Hara said, "Tomorrow is ANOTHER DAY"

BERTHA